Bipin's SMS Jokes

Friend:How's ur sex life? Man:As usual,Monday to Friday. Friend:What about the weekends? Man:Weekends ? Oh !That time I'm at home,relaxing with my wife !

Girl-xcuse me brother, that's my seat. boy-ok, but i'm not ur brother. my dad never touch ur mom. Girl-true,but my father did. So dont be over smart..

Sardar 2 his Wife: My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one. Wife:"It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional.!"



A guy in a rush uses the ladies loo in a posh hotel. He sits down and notices 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & ATR. Curious, he presses WW and is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA & a blast of warm air dries him. PP, a powder puff which left him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered he presses ATR...... He wakes up in the hospital & a nurse says ATR meant Automatic Tampon Remover. Ur cock & balls are in this jar in case u want to take them home.""

Aftr 10 yrs married couple in bed: She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:0h!dat feels gud. hand moves 2 her breast. She:Honey,dats wonderful. hanAftr 10 yrs married couple in bed: She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:0h!dat feels gud. hand moves 2 her breast.
She:Honey,dats wonderful. hand moves 2 her leg. She:0h honey dnt stop. He stops. She:Why did u stop? He: Coz I found d remote!

Santa- Yaar teri aur bhabhi ki jodi toh Ram Sita ki jodi hai. Banta- Kahan yaar, na to yeh dharti mey samati hai aur na hi issey koi utha ley jata hai

Sardar to Doc:When I was 25, I needed 2 HANDS 2 push down my erection,at 35 one HAND,at 50, 3 FINGERS,at 60, 2,now at 70 just 1,Doc, am I getting stronger?

Toofani Barish Me Santa PIZZA Lene Gaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadishuda Ho. ?? Santa: Kamine Is Tufani Barish Me Kya Meri Maa Mujhe Bhejti?

An old man married a Young Girl.On Suhagraat,he show 5 fingers to the Girl.She said-Ooh Darling 5 times..?" Old Man replies-"No dear choose any One and use"."

Girl after having sex with 4 Boys in Hostel I should go, I m getting late Boys:Kuch der aur ruk jao Girl:Aur nahi ruk sakti, Papa Bina wajah shak karte hai

3Womn in Gym.A MAN runs NAKED coverng his FACE.Luking btwn his LEGS 1st-He's NOT my HUSB. 2-He's certainly NT ur HUSB. 3-Wait!HE's NoT evn a Member of dis CLUB!

Guy in lov with Girl asked her for S.E.X.. Girl:Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai..." Boy: "Agar itni badi hai toh rahene do..."

Santa screws pros in hotel, goes under bed,comes out from other side, screws her again. Repeats it 5 times. Impressed pros luks under d bed n finds 5 sardars.

Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa.. Boy: Such mein.. kaise.? Girl: Tum jaldi mein aye aur function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye !

Virgins indulge in Sex for Curiosity- Prostitutes for Money- Widows for Remembering Old Days- Wives for Duty- So, Pure Sex is Possible Only in - - * ADULTERY *

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from an old woman- it feels great but for christs sake , dont look down !

Test ur IQ: Poisonous BRA: CoBra Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra Striped BRA: ZeBra Strongest BRA: VerteBra Sun-sign BRA: LiBra And u thought u knew all about bra.

Wife:Now my hubby is 300% impotent !" Doc:"How 300%?!" Wife:"U know about the 100%.. Now the bastard has broken his Finger.. & burnt his Tongue too !"